Food for Thought

This was passed on to me. Things to ponder for 2008:

* Life is sexually transmitted.
* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
* Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
* Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
* Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
* Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
* In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
* We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Why don’t we put hate Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration?


(Note: As a so-called "health nut", I still found it funny)